principalkohoutek

Yeah I support the troops

Kinda wild how the system keeps legions of thugs on-call, nationwide, that can be assembled at a moment's notice to inflict legal violence on whatever the target population is

I got a $5 soil moisture sensor (looks like a big thermometer) and it has been really great for this exact purpose. I know lazy people don't want another step to a chore, but for those who don't know when to water, it's great

First day on a Tuesday (in a highly professional setting) is kinda weird

Thrift can be good but most of the clothes are ugly, hard to find something good. Vintage can be good but prices will be higher.

Tfw all you can afford is the rust belt

Just making sure you know the prices listed aren't home prices, it's the buyer's necessary minimum annual salary to purchase the house. Unless you're Australian, in which case America is actually cheap by comparison

Idk anything about this fella, but that snow white hair and beard look fuckin fresh

but it's flowers in Antarctica

Is this a Simpsons line repurposed for Voyager?

Wiggum: That's some good work, Lou. You'll make sergeant for this.

Lou: Uh, I already am sergeant, Chief.

Wiggum: Perhaps you are, but I say Bob goes back to jail.

Bob: [stammering] But surely--I mean, I. Caught. Cecil.

Wiggum: Maybe so, but Lou here says you were resisting arrest.

Lou: No I didn't Chief.

Wiggum: Quiet Lou! Or I will bust you down to Sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin!

Two great tastes combined

Damn I looked up their status like a month ago and saw the two people were going to be tried and thought things were moving in a direction towards Justice, but on closer inspection, this is just sparkling Order