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He's got a real disney character face

It's when you bend your fingers so far back that the bones snap.
Pretty common in America, rather than the less painful 'clicking' made elsewhere.

The

Just don't use the free version...

"But I would walk five hun- THIS TRACK WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MICROSOFT WINDOWS 11. NOW WITH AI CO-PILOT ASSISTANCE TO GET YOUR WORK DONE QUICKER THAN EVER BEFORE -dred miles, and I would walk five hundred more, just to be the man who NEED ANSWERS FAST? BING IS NOW BETTER THAN EVER WITH BUILT IN AI FUNCTIONALITY. TRY IT OUT TODAY walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door."

The original fnaf isn't that bad, the community is.
It's not an amazing game, and it's not a good horror game, but it's fun for a few hours.

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Change the start menu search so instead of finding local applications and files, it searches the internet.
Would be even funnier if it used the worst search engine available.
Oh wait...

Nah it's Jacob from Lost doing his acting side-gig when he isn't on the island.

I have aged since but I'm not quite 27 yet, so maybe it worked?
I'll try adding that eyeglass cleaner and let you know how it's going when I'm 40.

Are most relationship counselors saying that though?
Like you said, professionals can be wrong, but I'd still be interested in knowing what the general consensus is.

I guess it's hard to know without surveying them all.

Holy shit you just reminded me of my childhood.
I remember mixing all the things I could find in the bathroom because I thought it would make your hair grow faster and might be the secret to immortality, because none of the scientists would have considered mixing dove and palmolive together.

Check their username ;)