mrspaz

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I wrote a program to figure out what day of the week this landed on (assuming it is in fact October 2nd, 151441).

It's a Saturday.

Real downer on the start of the weekend.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No one's found his phylactery.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I work in an office that was built in 1980. There are built-in ashtray slots in the restrooms. They've all been glued shut now, but it's very obvious what they are.

There's a main atrium in the building surrounded by the wings of space for cubicles. I can only imagine the smoke cloud that must have hung in the air back in the day!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That kid in the middle looks harrowed; like every day is an endurance test.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots. But there are few old, bold pilots."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Gravity reversal. Like suddenly gravity switches to a universally repellent force and everything on the surface of the Earth starts falling into space (me included). Eventually you'd just "fall" away and the atmosphere too and you'd suffocate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ah, I see. Sorry if it sounded nit-picky; I just stumbled across this, thought it was interesting, and wondered about that part.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What about the quacks?

view more: next ›