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Phineas, are you guys building a reactor in the back yard?

Which historically is when some Christian writers believed the fetus gets a soul

His brain got smart but his head got dumb

Aww that’s a lot less silly and therefore less fun (still pretty silly though I guess)

This tells me the explosives they found in Crooks’ vehicle were hidden in tennis balls

Wait so republicans fail the Voight-Kampff test?

Reddit, is that you?

Workers leaving states like CA for Texas are like anti-vaxxers who think vaccines are stupid because they don’t know anyone with polio.

If our country survives for another couple decades, they’ll be so proud of themselves for “inventing” all the same worker protections they left behind. But not before experiencing their economic polio first hand.

Order it, step down, get pardoned by President Harris

We were all thinking it, but it takes an eldritch abomination to say it out loud

Most of them just bounce back into space, like the one that became the moon

I think maybe I could go for some deep fried cheesecake