medusa

joined 2 years ago
[–] medusa 6 points 1 year ago

He looks like Kurt Russell and I'm not mad about it

[–] medusa 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

background: massive hellfire fire. foreground: a dog sits upright in a metal chair at a cafe table while wearing a porkpie-hat. sepia, 1920s style

spoilerthis is fine

[–] medusa 3 points 1 year ago

Selected in part because the words were correct, honestly 😅

[–] medusa 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I wanted Santa Claus the Red Rogue, Father Christmas the Green Druid, and Saint Nicholas the White-Gold Paladin, but I'm still working all of that out :)

[–] medusa 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Santa Claus the Red Rogue saying "I hope YULE have a Merry Christmas!" towards an amused druid Father Christmas dressed in green, fantasy, drawing, dnd

[–] medusa 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Knew a guy who insisted he wasn't addicted, but he can't go a day without attending an AA meeting. 40 years, non stop. Even when in other countries for work, he finds them. Left his own daughters wedding dinner to make it to one.

He runs his own chapter where he lives. He's had people follow the steps, sure, but some don't. No matter how successful the latter are, he tears them apart for "not doing it right" and has turned his back on them for not following how he did it.

[–] medusa 6 points 1 year ago

"I would rather be a dolphin than serve the filthy communists!"

[–] medusa 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My take on it: trying to tell a barbarian they hit the edge of the map, physical character limit [Bing]

backview of enraged barbarian leaping to uppercut giant stop sign reading "YOU CANNOT GO THIS WAY"

[–] medusa 1 points 1 year ago
[–] medusa 3 points 1 year ago

Doglophosaurus

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