mavu

joined 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You should not need to hide your probably extraordinary nice rock collection in the garden. I'll fight your partner for you if you want.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Throwing out my stuff that i was saving is a marriage-ending event.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm intrigued: who is the guy who makes sausages?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Compelling argument.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

The good thing is, they only need to put water in the top third, the bottom 2 thirds are lubricated by vomit.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's going to be hillarious to see them trying to get rid of him.
There is not enough popcorn on this continent for that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

you're obviously not 50 yet...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

that is fake, right?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

And that is why humans invented swimming pools.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

cute, but get old enough and the lines **do **cross.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, it is? I thought I had seen that movie?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I used to own a ilyama crt, it died a honorable death around 2000-ish while i was playing Dark Age Of Camelot. RIP my friend, i will always remember your 18kg of glass and plastic fondly.

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