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By the time I got to "GREAT shoulder massages" and "prefers silence", I wondered "Wait... is Tuvok a Milford man?"

That really ties the room together.

or excavating the spiderhole Musk or Trump [delete as applicable] will be eventually found in?

I've got nothing against their kind per se, but do they have to shove it down our throats?

TFA:

Authorities have said the agents were looking for the Milford High School teenager’s father

Arrested Development wiki on the Milford School:

Children should be neither seen nor heard.

Every time the Milford school is mentioned in the show, there's a shot of Milford alumnus Buster Bluth exercising the skill he learnt there of avoiding being seen.

I'm in the middle of an AD rewatch, noticed the school's name and made a quick, crappy joke on that.

Obviously the situation is actually horrible for the kid in the article and in no way his fault.

Thanks.

Yusuf has been working on Reform’s new Elon Musk-style “department of government efficiency” (Doge) unit looking at cutting spending in councils where the party is in control.

The tech entrepreneur Nathaniel Fried, who was brought in this week with great fanfare to lead the unit, will also be departing alongside Yusuf, leaving the party’s plans to slash “waste” in local government in disarray.

Oh no!

Third-party challenger? Be careful what you wish for

Tony Stark > Phoney Stark > Phoney Story Arc?

:D

But that's just the posts that actually contain the keywords. ATM approx 98% of all memes are about the kerfuffle, most without even using their names, like

The apples represent tanks. So posting images of apples is bigotry against tankies!

New policy: always reply to tankies with images of apples and a banana.

Don't talk about Tankie Club.

Trump's POV