Well done, well done. As a meat brain, this took me down a rabbit hole of new spacetime paradoxes.
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If that's the case, try The Road.
I call this my "rule of three" - I wait until I've seen "something" three times before deciding on an abstraction. Two isn't enough to get an idea of all the potential angles, and if you don't touch it a third time, it's probably not important enough to warrant the effort and risk of a refactor
Funniest for me is Starship Mine, for several reasons.
Whelp, didn't see those until just now, either
I've seen this picture so many times and yet this this the first time I've noticed the skulls
Reminds me of that TNG episode where they discovered warp travel damaged spacetime or something, so everyone had to slow down
Wuff.. I'm no expert, but this looks like the materialized path pattern, which expressly sacrifices write perf for lookup perf. I've used it in the past for managing, say, an e-commerce site product category taxonomy - something that isn't going to change very often, but liable to get hammered with reads.
I can't say what might improve this without more research, but I can tell you that this type of pattern isn't supposed to be performant on write.
You don't have super powers, you're not having a "spiritual crisis," you have ADHD and you're losing your shit. See a doctor. Medicine is good.
That's it. That would basically rewrite the last 18 years of my life (not that it's been bad, but I lost out on doing cool stuff in my 20s to figuring out I had, and how to deal with, my mental illness)
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Caught it jumping around earlier when a post had scrollable embedded media in it. As you bring the scrolling frame into view, the moment the top of the frame aligns with the top of the viewport, the whole feed jumps down. Not sure what it's jumping too, looked like the bottom of the scrollable area was jumping down to the bottom of the viewport. Very jarring, in any case.
They could just pay their fucking taxes so we can have trains