https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events
Only very short summaries of what happened, linked to Wikipedia article for more reading.
The Conophytums are surreal
Here you go: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html
(% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell)
% "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface?
Unmatched ".
% rm congressional-ethics
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
%make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
Or, in a System V (att) universe:
$ cat "can of food"
cat: cannot open can of food
Joke's on them, AI in French is IA
In this Lemmy community?
Thanks for saying something nice about Brussels I guess, but there is literally a Quick (ie, French Mcdonalds) in the Schengen terminal. And tons of fast food elsewhere in the city.
Sounds vaguely like Persian food
Did you say throw, loop, and sleep?
Taft fat is a palindrome is not a palindrome, says Dr. Dsyase Mordnila Patonsie Mordnila Pasi Taft fat.
The recline is needed for overnight flights. On short haul, it's unnecessary indeed. I think some airline have ordered seats without recline already.