It wasn't a failed rape bid. It was a failed rape attempt. There wasn't an auction like I was thinking based on what I read in the title.

No worries. They're updating to 0.19

Some cities have been sued for doing that. You can't face your accuser in court if your accuser is a computer.

So you know when someone steals your car.

The difference between science and messing around is writing it down.

Finally, ASCII art on mobile that isn't completely mangled.

Minecraft 1.7.🍌

It's a good thing it's a virtual server. I can't imagine the issues you would have if you hosted it from the back of your truck.

Yeah, obviously dub is a superior format to sub.

You mean I didn't have to type out the entire script to Bee Movie?

Why does the thumbnail for this article appear nowhere on the page? Here it is.

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!