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I can't actually put the transcript in the alt text, its too long.

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Dice With Ellen. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 54 minutes ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago) by [email protected] to c/curatedtumblr
 

TranscriptA tumblr post by "dicewithellen". It shows a picture of ellen degeneres and it says "Its time to play dice... with Ellen!".

It has a reblog by "fuckersupreme" saying: Man, fucking Ellen. Every so often she rings me up or shoots me a text asking if I wanna play dice with her and every so often I start to try to say no, but she fucking picks up on that so fast and her fun quirky demeanor drops. No longer laughing and being bubbly, she starts to remind me of the file she has in her possession that would simply ruin me if it fell into the wrong hands. And so with tears in my eyes is reluctantly agree to play dice with Ellen. It’s always in a back alley behind some strip mall. Gross and rank. Ellen hunched over a damp piece of cardboard she uses to roll her dice on. I always ask Ellen, I say Ellen you’re so rich and famous, can’t we please play dice in like a highrise penthouse or something? Thinking of the nice all you can eat buffet that would surely be there. All highrise penthouses have all you eat buffets. I’m pretty sure it’s like some sort of requirement. If I’m going play fucking dice with Ellen​, let me at least get my fill on some slightly warmer than room temp fries. But she always just grunts a no, and then rolls her dice, not looking at me at all. And holy shit, I’m not a man who believes in luck but… Ellen is turning me into a believer because she has to be the unluckiest person in the world. Every role she does, pure shit. I don’t even really know how to play dice but fuck, I play like some kinda world champ when I play with her. And fuck, her goddamn temper. It doesn’t take much to set her off. Screaming and shouting and huffing and puffing. This fucking back alley we play in has a number of cracks in the walls from her just pounding her fists into them after each of my rolls. Fucking cracks. Brick walls. Fucking cracks. At the end of the game when I inevitably beat her, she pulls out a knife and just slices or stabs me before running off into the shadows to go fucking goofy white lady dance as she interviews Channing Tatum or something, fuck!

And holy shit, speak of the devil, would you look at this…"

It has an attachment of a text message saying: "Hey punk! Punk, where are you?"

"Please Elen..." "Cool pic of me showing famous actor chris pratt your secret. See him laughing like that? He couldn't stop. Wonder how other people would react. hmmm."

It continues, saying: "So I guess I’m playing dice tonight, and then paying the hospital a visit to attend to my future stab wounds. But I guess it bets the alternative of having people find out I sit on the toilet backwards, god how embarrassing."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I didn't know that about the Iranian strike.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

@gork is this true??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

does mastodon's search even work? Unless a post has a hashtag its near-unindexable.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

I don't think either strikes were good, but I do think that there's a double standard, Israels strikes were fine, but Iran's aren't?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

What's wrong with roundabouts?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

I read those memes in /all despite not knowing a word of german.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Only 170k people have it as their primary language though.
I do think it should be separate in the map though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Gaelic isn't a language in ireland.

Gaelige (or Irish) is.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago

In ireland, if someone speaks irish you'll get a mix between pink and black, because barely anyone knows irish properly here.

But, if you speak it in a Gaeltacht (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaeltacht) Its an instant friendship.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 19 hours ago

smh my head, more proof that Gamers are the most oppressed class.

 
 

I'm a fan of wafrn (wafrn.net), its a tumblr-like thing.

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Sayonara rule (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

TranscriptA tumblr post by staff on oct 15, 2013. It says "for april fools we're deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits"

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/46649349

I'm saving up for a new phone and I'm thinking of getting a foldable one.
Are they really as good/bad as people say they are?

The one I had in mind was the Pixel Fold.

 

I'm saving up for a new phone and I'm thinking of getting a foldable one.
Are they really as good/bad as people say they are?

The one I had in mind was the Pixel Fold.

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Middle school (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
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rule (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
 

TranscriptThe "They're the same picture" meme. The top panel shows someone holding two images. One says "[email protected]", the other says "[email protected]". The person holding them (not pictured) is saying "Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture." The next panel shows Pam saying "They're the same picture." with a slight smile.

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rule (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/46331249

This is really big imo.

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