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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I apologize in advance to Canada and the UK, but let them. Don’t let the door hit them on the way out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder what the spectacle would be if someone killed a black CEO.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This sounds like a cursed math question on a standardized test.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Oh the democrats did not learn a goddamn thing from 2016 let alone 2024.

I know it sounds completely crazy, and it is completely crazy, but I think there’s a damn good chance my state will secede if Canada shuts off our electric. Especially if they do that in the winter. I now have it on my utterly batshit insane what could go wrong 2025 bingo card.

The other thing that might make us secede is if they try fucking with our state constitutional right to abortion. If both happen, I think we will secede. Maybe join Quebec or maybe become our own spot of Canada or maybe be fully independent like we were before the United States existed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I’m pretty damn cynical but I’d be surprised if they could pull of a constitutional convention.

I actually think it’s more likely my state would secede than a constitutional convention being successful. Especially if we end up in a tariff war with Canada and Quebec hydro shuts off power to us…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Typical .world user.

Biden is a genocider, fuck right off. Luigi is a hero.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I thought things were happening sooner than expected by even the most doomer of scientists?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Can’t modify the constitution without a convention, a constitutional convention needs 2/3 of the states to agree to the changes IIRC, that’s why there hasn’t been an amendment passed in a very long time.

Assuming they follow the rule of law, which they likely won’t.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

I guessed back when the patriot act was signed after 9/11 that we’d have a fascist dictatorship by 2025. Well….

I really wish my ability to see patterns applied to seeing winning lottery numbers :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I don’t think that matters for speaker of the house? It does matter for president and vp

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (16 children)

Assuming they don’t throw away the constitution that their base likes to jerk off too, how would musk qualify? He’s not American born. That and being over 35 are pretty much the only requirements.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Omg MTVs real world only it’s congress. I’d pay to watch that!

But they all should wear nascar or ski racing style jackets where all the sponsors logos are listed from big to small based on how much money they’re being paid to shill for.

This feels one step closer to idiocracy…

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