"Why don't reputable brands sell Frankenstein cables?"
The device will tell the charger how much power it wants. The charger will tell the device how much power it can provide. What do you think will happen when 3 devices all start talking over one another? If you connect a laptop and a camera, then either the laptop is going to take 3 days to charge or the camera in in for a fun ride.
Vanilla was amazing.
Burning crusade perfected and polished many mechanics converting joke classes into viable or desirable options (druid tanks, dps pally, shadow priest. It also had some great zones with atmosphere and soundtracks, love me a bit of Zangarmarsh
Then it was all downhill from there.