ilovededyoupiggy

joined 2 years ago
[–] ilovededyoupiggy 1 points 6 months ago

Forget about your worries and your strife!

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hell, I'd permanently lose interest in working for a measly $55 billion.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Big men putting screwdrivers into things! Turning them! And adjusting them!

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 3 points 6 months ago
[–] ilovededyoupiggy 30 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I'd love to print this on a yard sign and stick it out by my sidewalk if I wasn't absolutely certain it'd get my tires slashed or worse.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 3 points 6 months ago

I was going for the land called Honah Lee, from the species name.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 35 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Major League Eating, hailing him as “an American hero,”

No. Just no.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 6 points 6 months ago

I thought so too. If the point is to show the cool character transformations why are they using clipart?!

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 22 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Paul Blart, Mall Cop

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 25 points 6 months ago

Welp, there went that.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That butterfly must come from the same place as Puff the Magic Dragon.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 7 points 6 months ago

OOBE will be a page that is very specifically crafted to make it sound as absolutely necessary, useful, and important as possible, in gushing flowery language, with a big giant Yes button and a tiny little No button in the bottom corner backed by five levels of "are you sure?" prompts.

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