figjam

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

My sister did this with her then boyfriend by canoeing down the Mississippi River.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Awww poor you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Nah, they've seen behind the curtain

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

We hold out forever. The cat is out of the bag and the horses have left the barn. There is no going back. Turn that downtown space into apartments and all of those ancillary businesses have customers again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I felt like they packed far to many jokes in. Yes the plot of the movie is dumb but if I can't hear it at all....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Being bad is what makes it so hard

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My personal rule for eol and my pets is whether or not they can enjoy the things they used to. Can't get into your window seat? Here are some stairs. Can't go up the stairs to your window seat due to pain...I'm afraid we need to go for a ride soon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

The only way to win the game is to not play.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No shit! If it can clean catboxes and fold the laundry I'm so down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

They invented capitalism because boob hoarding was inefficient.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you started collecting toadstool and eye of newt? How is your mad cackle coming along? Are you behind on setting up your 401crone?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The fire is still there.

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