famousringo

joined 1 year ago
[–] famousringo 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the party doesn’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

[–] famousringo 2 points 1 year ago

If a big magnet protects spaceship earth from cosmic rays, a smaller magnet should protect spaceship enterprise from death rays.

But seriously, my take was always that there was something like an inner and an outer hull, and by polarizing them with opposing charges you might reinforce them so explosions are less likely to blast the outer hull off. Kind of like a magnetic lock around the entire ship.

[–] famousringo 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had no idea, but my god the body language is exactly the same, isn’t it?

[–] famousringo 2 points 1 year ago
[–] famousringo 5 points 1 year ago

No thanks. And don’t call me Tracy.

[–] famousringo 7 points 1 year ago

Man who makes only gangster movies angry at people who make only superhero movies.

[–] famousringo 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good news! There’s a new technology called an ‘e-bike’, which makes this problem (and wind, and sweat, and physical condition) completely irrelevant.

[–] famousringo 12 points 1 year ago

Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.

[–] famousringo 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Russian cruisers upgrade to submarines.

Russian submarines upgrade to aircraft.

[–] famousringo 6 points 1 year ago

Monks are too cool for Colin Robinson. He plays a diviner wizard that only ever casts rituals and spoils all the DMs twists if his ritual doesn’t get interrupted.

[–] famousringo 8 points 1 year ago

“No, don’t transform into a piece of shit. Become the piece of shit.”

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