exocrinous

A dive, a sex dungeon, and a junkyard are important stops on the way to a wedding. Two men both want to make their baby wet.

Is this comic not conservative?

Yeah, but later on Harry's like "I need someone to spy on Malfoy, but I'm too busy. Oh, if only I had a servant to order around. Oh wait a second, I do, I'm a slaveowner! Kreacher, come here!"

Harry also literally watched the government be taken over by fascists and the law turned into an instrument of oppression (as if it wasn't already), and decided to become a cop.

That boy is just totally incapable of thinking his way through any problem with a moral depth greater than a thimble. Probably because the author is the same way and doesn't have the capacity to describe a morally intelligent character.

You notice how the books are constantly describing different ways in which wizard society is fucked up, but none of the root causes ever get fixed? Voldemort was born because of love potion rape, but love potions are still legal at the end. He got wizard followers because wizards are eugenicists, but the same people are still racist at the end of the book and have the same power they did at the start. Magical creatures joined Voldemort because they had unequal rights, but they still have unequal rights after he's defeated. The book ends with the line "all was well", but it wasn't. All of the structural problems still existed. The only social change is that the Weasleys aren't poor anymore, but that's only because Fred and George did a capitalism. Other people are still poor.

Harry never sought any structural solutions to the world's problems, because Rowling is incapable of imagining structural solutions. The best she can come up with is writing Hermione's civil rights movement as a joke. She's not capable of anything deeper than inappropriate parody.

The flying nun!

Would you consider butter and vegemite on toast to be a sandwich?

Never forget that a caesar salad is 100 sandwiches

I think you're defining class inconsistently. A premium Netflix subscription isn't really on the same level as a ferrari.

I bet it's the other way around. Rich people have money and time to spend, so having their time wasted with ads that compel them to spend more money is fine. Poor people need to make the most of their time, can't afford to be distracted by shiny consumerism, and they're more likely to be people with attention disabilities which ads are hostile to.

If bug bites are a normal part of mosquito life, why would a mosquito consider it to be ironic that they were bitten? They'd just think it's normal.

Foxes like eating rabbits, but wolves like eating foxes. Do you think a fox who gets eaten by a wolf while snacking on a rabbit thinks "that's ironic"? Not unless a human who got eaten by a tiger while eating a hamburger thought it was ironic. No, to carnist humans, foxes, and mosquitoes, eating other animals is a fact of life, unremarkable. This comic relies on the premise that a mosquito would think of the human-mosquito relationship the same way a human would. But they wouldn't. A mosquito, even an intelligent talking mosquito, would not feel that much empathy for humans, just as most humans choose not to feel empathy for cows.

Harry Potter is also crazy because the "hero" spends the last two books in possession of a slave.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Yeah it's not wobbly at all. How would you even put jelly in a bottle???