elkazz

Coal is just Cola with the letters swapped around.

Are you Vince or Owen?

You forgot to mention all the Reddit references.

NYPost is owned by the same company that owns FOX News.

The best part is that it's personalised from previous years. Even if you do a depreciating asset, it will remember to include it the next year(s).

What do you have access to that most of the rest of the world doesn't? Certainly not free health care?

Spoken like someone who doesn't have a toddler

Mutant Chronicles (18%)

Choc-dipped Scotch Finger is where it's at.

How is Jazz rated so low? They're often better than Kanzi.

Are we all just going the ignore the fact that the FCIA director's name is Peter Griffin?

Find the hole with a spray bottle of soapy water, and get a $20 puncture repair kit.