overview for elfin8er

Trump and Harris agree to debate on ABC on September 10, network says in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're an inhuman monster!

Elon Musk shares fake news about England rioters being sent to Falklands in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's like when people say "no offense but" and then continue with something offensive. Just because you say no offense, it doesn't make it not offensive.

I wonder what they smell like. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Your pupils get massive when you're on LSD, so I wouldn't be surprised if they're able to let in more light to let you see better.

Why do car repair shops always assume you can leave while they work on your car? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That's a lot of assumptions to not even answer OPs question.

Meta could get slapped with a massive fine for violating the EU's Digital Markets Act in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why not make the fine 100%?

MTG spreads bonkers conspiracy theory that "Deep State" convicted Donald Trump to help drag queens in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

And then Jesus showed up and everyone clapped.

Life Pro Tip! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

You just gotta slam your hand in just the right place.

Fox News cuts off furious Trump in middle of rant about not 'fair' criminal trial in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It's always projection.

Greg Abbott declares open season on protesters in Texas in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well you used the past-tense "happened"...

What did you get told as a child that you realised was a lie as you got older? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I'm not saying I disagree, but I had a different experience.

What did you get told as a child that you realised was a lie as you got older? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 118 points 3 months ago (9 children)

"you're not going to carry a calculator with you everywhere"