derry

It's like ai write wrote this comic

"we have middle aged over weight man at home" At home "Dad"

We've been trying to reach you about your car insurance

Yup. And they think it's R v D aka The Left. Reality is it's Obscenely rich v. the rest of us. They're just pawns on the rich side

That escalated quickly

Why is it always my president or not my president with these people? It's not a sporting event, there are teams but not the ones they're thinking of

But it's a bitch to strap them on a coyote and get it go where you want it to go. Oh coyote as in a smuggler not the 4 legged canine type

You should ask them if you haven't already. In a kind way of course.

I was led to believe he was built like a body builder. This has to be fake. /s

A beer is for but a moment but an Internet post is forever.

Meal team six

Every sane person needs to drop xtwitter