chalupapocalypse

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Management: Well we lost 8 billion dollars but we still don't have any extra money for backups or remote reimaging or vdi, but we will buy you 700 plane tickets to go to each computer and boot it into safe mode, also you're fired

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are we just doing house of cards now

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Welcome to hacker town!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

You don't have to be smart to be gay

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If you want a good laugh, ask a boomer what woke means, they have no idea

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Are the Dems gonna do anything or is America as we know it just going to die, "get out and vote" isn't going to cut it when they can just say it doesn't count

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (6 children)

We were spoiled when the web started, but now that ad revenue has dried up, someone has to pay for hosting and content creators to eat.

I'm not a fan of giving every website $5 a month, there has to be a better way.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (10 children)

paying $15 a month to listen to anything I want instantly is worth it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You mean like a big net that sits 50 feet off the boat to tangle the props of all these drones

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Did you get the heat pump dryer and induction stove yet? I think there are federal rebates for all that including the water heater

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Olives on tacos are a crime

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