blackluster117

joined 2 years ago
[–] blackluster117 2 points 2 weeks ago

First the Thagomizer, now this. Larson truly is prophetic.

[–] blackluster117 38 points 2 weeks ago (23 children)

If they were a more humane society, we likely would.

[–] blackluster117 56 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Can you blame the guy? I'd be frowning pretty fucking hard, too, if I was in his shoes.

[–] blackluster117 6 points 2 weeks ago

Tankies can eat shit.

[–] blackluster117 8 points 2 weeks ago

Who doesn't love liquid bread?

[–] blackluster117 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you checked the bin for any more rotisserie chickens?

[–] blackluster117 19 points 2 weeks ago

Nice to know that these types of people are out there. Treasure them.

[–] blackluster117 9 points 2 weeks ago

This reminds me of an old joke where there's a pothole in the street causing major accidents, and the solution is to move the pothole in front of the hospital so that people can get medical care more quickly.

[–] blackluster117 3 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget the shag carpet.

[–] blackluster117 5 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Who said they weren't creating any new worthwhile holidays?

[–] blackluster117 3 points 3 weeks ago

You'd think Tom Clancy wrote this one.

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