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Mississippi and Alabama will be happy to not have a list to punctuate anymore.

I give it another 2 weeks before they start saying that omelets are just chicken abortions.

Yeah I wonder if we’ll remember to look at the asteroid in 4 years when the orange dipshit is faking or cancelling elections. If he lives that long anyway.

Well what if it hits Dallas, or Riyadh? That would probably slow down oil production.

I wonder if an impact in the middle of the oil fields in like Ghawar ir Kuwait would be enough.

No it’ll be there, but it’ll just be photos of Trump and a private stash of all the porn they’re banning.

Are you sure they aren’t hidden somewhere? Our tv has like 4 buttons, so you have to navigate through menus to even adjust the volume, it’s doable but tedious as hell.

The Roku has a phone app that mimics the remote (and actually makes typing much better), so we have an old iPhone 5 plugged in next to the tv running it.

It better be pages numbers and notes-like free, but my computers are too old for the latest os so I’m fucked either way.

It shoulda dragged that damn Roku remote with it.

Ours has been missing for 3 months.

Also both the batteries and motors were garbage back then. It definitely wouldn’t have fit in his ass without sticking out like a stiff turd.

Especially in those undies they wore.

I don’t want the bonus panel to be right but it feels like we’re low on other options.

Go a step farther and get more letters off of cars in the junk yard. Then stick them on your POS spelling out “found on road dead” or “fix or repair daily” (dead WRXs are helpful for the latter).

I still need to watch the last season. Cancelled Netflix though and haven’t set up a safe way to sail the seas yet. Haven’t missed it though so maybe I shouldn’t.