a_goofy_dragon

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Mom, can I _______? (self.askouija)
Imagine I just _____ed in c/[email protected]
[–] a_goofy_dragon 3 points 23 hours ago

Don't worry, I'm fine πŸ™‚

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Imagine I just _____ed (self.askouija)
Your mom is disappointed because you ______. in c/[email protected]
[–] a_goofy_dragon 1 points 1 day ago

No πŸ˜‚

Xmas songs from work are now stuck in my head. Spirits, what should I listen to make them go away? Help plz in c/[email protected]
[–] a_goofy_dragon 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Y

Spirits, I'm a bit conflicted! Pick a Starbucks drink for me in c/[email protected]
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ATTENTION: All people will become _____s in 24 hours (self.askouija)
Breaking News: Antarctica is now renamed to ________ in c/[email protected]
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Spirits, would you like some _____? (self.askouija)
Spirits, you are now Wubzzy! in c/[email protected]
[–] a_goofy_dragon 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

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I shall now ______ (self.askouija)
How old were you when you learned that Santa Claus wasn’t real? in c/[email protected]
[–] a_goofy_dragon 4 points 1 week ago

Around 9, when I was basically up half of the night, and the presents were there, without any noise from the door (we don't have a chimney)

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Spirits, did you eat my chicken? (self.askouija)
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Welcome to the world of ________! (self.askouija)
This Disney DVD is enhanced with ________ in c/[email protected]
[–] a_goofy_dragon 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This Disney DVD is enhanced with PORRIDGE. Your movie and a selection of bonus oatmeal will begin automatically. To bypass PORRIDGE, select the main menu button at anytime. PORRIDGE will begin in a moment!

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This Disney DVD is enhanced with ________ (self.askouija)
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Spirits, give me a YouTube video ID! (self.askouija)
Damn, time flies, it’s __________ already in c/[email protected]
[–] a_goofy_dragon 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

O

My mama always said life was like a box of ___________ . You never know what you are going to get. in c/[email protected]
[–] a_goofy_dragon 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

N

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I like _______ (self.askouija)
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Spirits, write the entire Bee Movie script (sh.itjust.works)
 
It's not delivery, it's ________! in c/[email protected]
[–] a_goofy_dragon 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

S

ALERT: BALLISTIC _________ INBOUND, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. in c/[email protected]
[–] a_goofy_dragon 4 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

🀨

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ALERT: BALLISTIC _________ INBOUND, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. (self.askouija)
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