Especially if the battery is 600 miles long like the title says.
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Whatever.
Go to Abercrombie and buy another polo shirt, conformist. /S
Stickin' outah the back of his neck, there...
I just know that their military has the best MREs.
No shit. My mom got a kitchen aid from my aunt and it has day unused under a hideous floral pattern dust cover because it was white and not pink like she wanted.
Next to the unused bread machine which is next to the George Foreman grill which is next to the panini press...
I still have my great grandma's cast iron kitchen cube that she brought over from the old country.
I can't even describe what that thing can do with pork chops.
"Aim small, miss small."
All cats have assholes, not all assholes have cats.
Even better when the box itself is the bowl and it inevitably leaks rainbow colored milk everywhere.
A moose bit my sister once...
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The 400 woman on a mobility scooter blocking the isle will probably clue me in.