ZeffSyde

joined 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

The 400 woman on a mobility scooter blocking the isle will probably clue me in.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Especially if the battery is 600 miles long like the title says.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Whatever.

Go to Abercrombie and buy another polo shirt, conformist. /S

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Stickin' outah the back of his neck, there...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I just know that their military has the best MREs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

No shit. My mom got a kitchen aid from my aunt and it has day unused under a hideous floral pattern dust cover because it was white and not pink like she wanted.

Next to the unused bread machine which is next to the George Foreman grill which is next to the panini press...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still have my great grandma's cast iron kitchen cube that she brought over from the old country.

I can't even describe what that thing can do with pork chops.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"Aim small, miss small."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

All cats have assholes, not all assholes have cats.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Even better when the box itself is the bowl and it inevitably leaks rainbow colored milk everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A moose bit my sister once...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
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