[-] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago

Do you guys not have phones?

[-] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago

Uhm... But I am a proctologist....

[-] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago

The children yearn for the fast food jobs, Overcooked and Roblox games have proven that.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago

Said the Phone/ISPs top earning guys while looking at their bank accounts extracts.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"The theory is that they wanted the end the show in a Big Bang, but that's just the Big Bang Theory"

[-] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

More like blackmail, specially after this warning.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago

Ok but there will be snacks on May 22 or no?

[-] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago

ChatGPT:

Me: Yes, I'd love to hear your poem!

Beetle:

In a world of twigs and leaves so vast, I set out on a journey, oh so fast. I followed the path, not knowing where, But with hope and faith, I didn't despair.

Left and right, I took each turn, Through the grass and moss, I did discern. The way was winding, sometimes unclear, But the adventure, my dear friend, I hold dear.

For in this world, where we crawl and roam, Directions guide us, like a compass, our home. So when you're lost, just remember this rhyme, You'll find your way, every single time.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

The glass onion?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

Well, there goes my diabolical plan, crushed like a bug under someone else's shoe. Back to the drawing board, I guess.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago

Because sms respects my time. I can check it when I can I do not need to stop everything I am doing for it. A call doesn't, I have to stop everything to pick it up.

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