Similarly, my wife mumbling in her sleep punctuating the silence of reading quietly to myself
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My mom always hated god damnit so I started saying “Dang-ol’ dingus dangit” and it’s stuck for half my life.
Kid friendly, has a satisfying rhythm, silly enough to difuse some of the frustration, and usually gets a laugh
Metal and punk music, not my style but def my scene
Skateboarding/ bmx/ rollerblades / scooters- have a fucked up knee so I don’t like to anymore but I love the energy the crowd brings
Street racing- car scene is dying and wifey doesn’t let me any more 🙃
Graffiti art- I’m just bad at it
Furries - not my thing but they’re fun folks
Larping / roleplay/ dnd - same
When I worked in kitchens and bars? Regularly
Now, driving a forklift and using a nail gun every day.. I’ll wait till I get home
Absolutely! Scent is a big part of attraction for me! And i’m not talking about perfume, or fragrances like shampoo, which I’ve grown not to like because they hide peoples actual scents.
Assuming everyone is hygienic and reasonably clean, most people just smell like people, unexciting, neutral, noticeable but fades into the general environment. but some people… i don’t know what it is but I walk past them or hug them and get a whiff of their scent and I’m instantly coo coo bananas feral ready to tear them apart.
Literally nothing on earth turns me on more than smelling my wife’s back right after she wakes up 🫠
“It only ever ends once, everything before that is just progress” -Jacob from lost lol
How am I stuck in the country?
My government won’t issue me a passport.
Aside from the extreme financial and planning difficulties involved with emigrating, It’s exceedingly difficult for trans individuals to get a passport right now. The department of state has been destroying identity documents of anyone who is currently or has previously requested an official gender change and they are not providing any recourse or remedy to the issue.
Just a “please leave or you will be arrested” when asked what can I do to get a passport..
Sorry can’t afford a guillotine, too preoccupied with trying to get enough overtime to afford basic necessities to be starting a revolution nobody else will show up for 🤷♀️
Ahh, the ol’ breaker breaker
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I get dizzy during sex
Unfortunately, they've made getting a passport prohibitively difficult for trans folks who have already changed their gender markers so even if countries were accepting trans asylum seekers (most aren’t) getting to and across the border has excess difficulties beyond convincing another country that your life and liberty are threatened.
Plus, by the time countries do start accepting asylum seekers it’ll be too late, boarder patrol will be detaining people before they’ll have a chance to cross.