TopShelfVanilla

joined 2 years ago
[–] TopShelfVanilla 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe if you kiss it's neck a little

[–] TopShelfVanilla 60 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Softer...like they just wanted to take the edge off.

I'll see myself out now.

[–] TopShelfVanilla 1 points 2 years ago

Did that once. V was a good roo till a fox got him.

[–] TopShelfVanilla 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In a sane society

[–] TopShelfVanilla 2 points 2 years ago

Oh the cuckoo, she's a pretty bird...

[–] TopShelfVanilla 8 points 2 years ago

We the police have conducted a full investigation of our actions and have concluded that we don't give a single fuck about you or your children.

[–] TopShelfVanilla 2 points 2 years ago

I will drive my 06xB till the wheels fall off

[–] TopShelfVanilla 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It always was. Astronaut.meme

[–] TopShelfVanilla 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you kept an innocent man imprisoned for the remainder of his natural life then you were a thousand times more cruel than had you executed him. I would prefer death over rotting in prison hoping to find the last shred of decency in the american judicial system that had already imprisoned me. All of your arguments are romantic and foolish.

[–] TopShelfVanilla -2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"funny" doesn't always mean humorous

[–] TopShelfVanilla 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How will the bot car handle itself out in the country? Dirt roads? Deer? Roadblock checkpoints full of bored, mean spirited cops.

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