ThefuzzyFurryComrade

Seriously, I don't have a large smart phone and it cannot fit in any women's pants; meanwhile my cargo pants can fit the smartphone, an entire netbook, and all the other random stuff I carry with me. All I need is pockets large enough to carry my full size laptop with its spare batteries and I will die happy.

On the positive side I can make out the fuzzy text now.

On the negative side now I know what the text says.

Better than waking up at 06:00 after getting to bed at 01:00 after travelling for nearly 20 hours in order to get to a meeting that was supposedly happening at 07:00, but since no one wanted to wake up at 06:00 was actually happening at 08:00.

That also happens to be the meeting where I learned that "passing out on your computer while looking at animal comics" is "unprofessional".

If I were to guess, it is an artistic representation of the panic and self loathing the artist experienced when they failed to wake up.

While I was figuring out what was going on (I only played the first game) I stumbled upon this masterpiece (YouTube).

And that is why I recommended one of these, I got one for $1CAD on clearance for my Google Pixel 6a. Get one with the 60 degree viewing angle and no-one can see whatever strange things your friends send you unless they are literally looking over your shoulder.

easily distracted. Possibly adhd these days?

Understandable.

“Man, my first few cookie trays are so bad, what do you do with yours?”

“Mine are fine because I let the oven preheat”

“That can’t be it, the oven takes so long!”

“Wow these are so flavorful! When I made them they were so bland!”

Then I can’t answer because she was bitching about how much salt they had in the original recipe lmfao.

I am speechless, would she not attempt at least a small batch with your recommended changes? Even as an experiment? And don't you prepare the ingredients while the oven heats up?

Also image source (furaffinity)

what you said is true yet it is not an absolute truth.

Almost like I was using hyperbole for comedic effect...

That's a shame. Well, better luck next time.

I like this version better.

Looks great as it is.

Best of luck for your next relationship.