TheSlad

joined 1 year ago
[–] TheSlad 8 points 1 week ago

Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true...

[–] TheSlad 9 points 1 week ago

20 years of sounding, never had a UTI.

[–] TheSlad 4 points 1 week ago

I don't remember what my first reaction was. I think I was around 7 or 8 and bored... now I have a life-long kink of stuffing rods in my penis... 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] TheSlad 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or you can just BE the weird horny furry. Everyone else will feel so normal and tame compared to the degen shit you beat your meat too!

[–] TheSlad 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yikes. Elon's propoganda site has done irreparable damage to the earth by helping Trump win. Elon does not give a shit about the environment, the electric cars are just for money.

[–] TheSlad 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The increase in fuel you need for the physical exertion of riding a bike increase your waste output tho.

[–] TheSlad 4 points 1 week ago

I understand this feeling, but I don't feel it myself. Trump dropping dead would be great. I'd rather him be in federal prison for life too, but only because I think that would be a worse punishment for him than death.

[–] TheSlad 5 points 1 week ago

Yayyy we get to witness the collapse of humanity I'm so excited 🙃

[–] TheSlad 4 points 1 week ago
[–] TheSlad 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You risk becoming multiple catgirls, a furry eldritch body horror writhing mass of cute fluffy limbs, snoots, ears, and tails.

[–] TheSlad 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wait wait tell me whats going on in the montanan high plains!

[–] TheSlad 4 points 1 week ago

Yep, as soon as you feel the leg cramp coming, just stand up. Also works for foot cramps.

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