TheMightyKracken

If you ban scrolling in public, only criminals will scroll in public. Remember, the only way to stop a bad guy scrolling in public is a good guy scrolling in public.

I'm The Mighty Kräcken and I approve this message.

I read until I got cancer, then I read some more, and now I have super cancer.

Cute, fuzzy disaster.

I tried it and collapsed in exhaustion after twisting both ankles and breaking a hip.

Best I can do is squirrels

He's a good boy

Lab mix. Who knows what mixed with what.

The rake is frozen to the ground

They should have done this with the last Norm MacDonald special that he recorded during the pandemic. Use the same words, but put him in front of an audience.

I wanted to play volleyball in high school, but they just looked at me like I was a nut.