SnarkoPolo

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

There will be some "terrorist" attack that will push his numbers into the 80s. That's America.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

Who needs science? We have the bible! /s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

He will express moderate concern.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

That's a no. He will leave power in a bag. Then it won't be Sofa Boy, our next king will be Junior.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

"I'm the most bigly popular King! Frankly, many people are saying I'm the greatest man who ever lived. And my parade will have YUGE ratings! Better than Barack Hussein's boring, very low energy speeches! Many men, many big tough men have said to me, with literal tears, they say 'Sir, Sir, please spend more of our money on bigly parades and tax cuts for billionaires, who are just born better than we are!' No one honors Trump like Trump, believe me."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago

But he will vote for it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

You think "The News" is going to report that? All most people will hear is "big win for the Fat One."

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 hours ago

That's just going to get a lot of people harmed. We can't win by fighting. We're outmanned, outgunned, out-teched.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago (13 children)

They're going to start shooting very soon. And Americans don't have the stomach for the years of passive resistance that will be required.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Not to mention afterburner shits in the middle of Waffle House.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I remember that one! I was in grad school at the time, and my then-GF now-wife had just finished. We laughed for 15 minutes.

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