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I was totally prepared for Chloe Fineman to do this but Scarlett was a nice surprise. Hilarious!

Just a pic of Peyton Manning from behind, but in 7th grade.

Yeah, now I'm thinking about my two cats born in 2000 and 2001 that I lost 8 and 4 years ago.

And this is why you don't put a Dunkin Donuts in a strip mall that shares plumbing with a Taco Bell.

I imagine that if you look up the estimated temp for the Earth's Mantle, you'll be pretty close to what the average temp is.

Just the tip

Wow it finally happened. Now I wonder if they'll take away his Grammy, 2 Oscar's, MTV Movie Award, Nickelodeon Teen Choice Award, and induction into the Grand Ole Opry.

Well, one of them has been dead for 5 years so I'd probably freak the fuck out.

A student film maker asks for movie pitch ideas on a popular social media forum and receives the perfect idea. The person responding is actually a rouge A.I. that coerces the OP into cowriting the movie script, which gets accepted by the movie production company. The rouge A.I. then infiltrates OP's life by making them famous online and rich and happy beyond their wildest dreams, only to be slowly taken away by the A.I. until OP is broke and living out of their car which only starts when the A.I. allows it to. OP dies in their car when the A.I. shuts the car off as the car is pulling up to train tracks. Woooooo Woooooooooo

I once had a friend that preferred dating French horn players. She liked the way they hold her.

As a trumpet player, this meme is hilarious. As a woodwind player, my wife sees this meme and says that it doesn't matter, the trombone is always too fucking loud sitting right behind her.

The perfect question for this community. Completely appropriate and sure to make most people's head hurt to read it. This ranks up there with questions like "Does 2+2=5?" and "What color?"