RenegadeTwister

"Does anyone else hate <popular thing that doesn't hurt anyone> too?! It sure feels good to be an insufferable contrarian!"

Ew, the Waltons? No thanks.

Oh easy, cuz he's filthy rich.

Yeah but before science was really established, he was directly involved all the time. Now he's too lazy to do the smiting himself? Seems like there might be a correlation there...

Of course. But it'd be nice to put these losers in their place.

If god doesn't like it, he can do something about it. He won't though, wuss.

1. Smart enough to not be working border patrol.

2. Noneya

3. This is obviously just you flexing what little power you have in your life.

He's a ventriloquist and his arm was in the dummy which he made mouth of to some gun slingers. They shot the dummy for this and his arm got shot up as well.

Simple. He's a dumbass.

Lose*

He's good

Average height here defending the shorties. Enjoy your back pain, air travel, and hitting your head on everything.