Quetzlcoatl

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[–] Quetzlcoatl 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Most F150 owners also own a fart rocket

[–] Quetzlcoatl 2 points 5 months ago

"Cheated on" doesnt apply here. Its not a marriage, he purchased her and she agreed to be purchased. Donald is incapable of love so he purchased a wife. She hates him and was probably elated someone else was taking the sex burden off of her for a minute.

[–] Quetzlcoatl 46 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Now is your chance to sell the new upside down american flags for triple the price to the stupidest people on planet earth. Do it quick before they realize they can just flip over the 27 flags they already own. End your ebay listing with god bless to really sell it.

[–] Quetzlcoatl 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bald and obese. Just like american patriots.

[–] Quetzlcoatl 5 points 5 months ago

I know a couple dudes who could use a good slathering of this stuff

[–] Quetzlcoatl 93 points 5 months ago (17 children)

Cybertruck cant really truck. Turns out its just hot wheels for man-children.

[–] Quetzlcoatl 16 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Why have they not outlawed boats? Boats are safer than cars.

Why havent we killed all the cobras? Cobras are safer than boats.

Why havent we outlawed kitchen knives? Kitchen knives are safer than cobras.

Am I doing this right? Its a fun game which deflects blame and changes the subject quite effectively.

[–] Quetzlcoatl 2 points 6 months ago

What do you call a lawyer killed by an emergency slide? A good start.

[–] Quetzlcoatl 44 points 6 months ago (14 children)

Never heard of phuks. Went there and immediately the first thing I came across was hate speech. Assuming its not open source?

[–] Quetzlcoatl 11 points 6 months ago

Live by the sword...

[–] Quetzlcoatl 17 points 6 months ago

Youre not a sociopath. Sociopath+Money=Elon

[–] Quetzlcoatl 6 points 7 months ago

Got it. Its safe not safe.

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