PopcornPrincess

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Why am I so tired? in c/[email protected]
Rate me in c/[email protected]
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A reminder to drink water folks.

Olympic silver medalist Yusuf Dikec of Turkiye with his cat in c/[email protected]
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Gun Daddy*

Catcatcat in c/[email protected]
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Little Chef!

hamster eating popcorn in c/[email protected]
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Precious

Eating ____ while watching a movie in a theater is better than eating popcorn in c/[email protected]
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Moving at one page an hour in c/[email protected]
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Relatable 👏

Sounds great. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Needs some Barry White.

How do you handle unpopped popcorn kernels at the movies? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I used to eat kernels until this past weekend. I was devouring popcorn and didn’t realize some was unpopped and I chomped a piece really hard. I managed to take off a filling and chipped part of a molar underneath. I got my tooth temporarily restored this past week without getting numbed since I’m currently expecting..so I got to feel the tooth get sanded and bonded..and have to get a full repair after my kid is here. To sum it up, be careful. Sincerely PopcornPrincess 🍿

The new Ikea chair - easy assembling in c/[email protected]
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Anything is possible if you believe. 🌈

The new Ikea chair - easy assembling in c/[email protected]
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Hemorrhoid simulator…

You're just my type in c/[email protected]
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I’m a dude, she’s a dude, he’s a dude, we’re all dudes hey!

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Why do ducks have feathers? (lemmy.world)
 

To cover their butt quacks. 🦆

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Why should you never tell a pig a secret? (lemmy.world)
 

Because they always squeal. 🐽

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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? (lemmy.world)
 

Nothing, it’s on the house.

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Why doesn’t St. Nick give presents to naughty children? (lemmy.world)
 

It’d Krampus style.

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I don’t care for coffee. (lemmy.world)
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3 comments fedilink
 

It’s just not my cup of tea.

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Why do cucumbers hate becoming pickles? (lemmy.world)
 

It’s a jarring experience for them.

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Why was breakfast so sad? (lemmy.world)
 

It was in mourning.

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Why do ghosts hate it when it rains on Halloween? (lemmy.world)
 

It dampens their spirits. 👻

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Why do witches enjoy drinking beer? (lemmy.world)
 

Because they like a good brew.

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Who do zombies avoid eating? (lemmy.world)
 

Clowns because they taste funny.

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Why did the footfall coach go to the bank? (lemmy.world)
 

To get his quarter back.

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Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein make another monster? (lemmy.world)
 

Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.

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