OberonSwanson

joined 1 year ago
[–] OberonSwanson 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m sure instead of figuring out early ways to fix the problem, they have their best minds thinking of ways to profit off it. 🙄

[–] OberonSwanson 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Might be better news if the world wasn’t on fire one minute, and besieged by hurricanes the next minute.

[–] OberonSwanson 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I used to think of unattractive things to last longer, and as I’ve gotten older I think of sexy things to stay hard. It’s a paradox.

[–] OberonSwanson 4 points 1 year ago

What a seriously depressing thing to hear, but I can’t say it’s surprising anymore.

[–] OberonSwanson 7 points 1 year ago

It really does. Personally, I ended up being more of a fan of Niles.

[–] OberonSwanson 6 points 1 year ago

But, but… think of the corporations, and the profits they could miss out on! /s

[–] OberonSwanson 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The memories, I still have 2 in the garage. People actually still pay $100 for these?

[–] OberonSwanson 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If this was a gif, it would be perfect. 🤌

[–] OberonSwanson 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This came off bizarrely metal af. I also didn’t see it turning into a pitch to make human centipedes from the rich lol.

[–] OberonSwanson 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You dropped this: /s

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