OberonSwanson

joined 1 year ago
[–] OberonSwanson 3 points 1 year ago

Same here. I have a female bichon frise and I had no idea the teeth near the mustache tend to go bad along with the hip joints.

[–] OberonSwanson 2 points 1 year ago

It seriously does, if I didn’t joke about almost everything I think I would’ve gone mad.

Not to mention the number of people that assume that since I can act normalish, no long term damage was really done.

It’s infuriating, I had to retrain myself to understand basic emotions and sarcasm, yet some still regularly use (heavy) passive aggressive comments. Or, that any of my issues due to it will magically disappear as it makes them uncomfortable.

[–] OberonSwanson 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Look at Richie Rich here. Bragging about being middle class these days… /s 😂

[–] OberonSwanson 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whelp all these recent shenanigans got me to cancel everything. Taking to the high seas again, me mateys.

[–] OberonSwanson 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not a talker period, and if I had a nickel for every time I thought it I would be rich.

[–] OberonSwanson 11 points 1 year ago

Sadly, no. And the company has had a past of treating it’s customer base as garbage. So prepare yourself for shenanigans.

[–] OberonSwanson 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I should’ve been dead by the age of 24 due to an aneurysm, yet I’m still here in my early 40’s. So I lived my life taking risks and expecting the early death, only to still be here long past my expiration.

Every ounce of my luck must be spent keeping me alive, because my life is abnormally unlucky in every other aspect.

[–] OberonSwanson 2 points 1 year ago
[–] OberonSwanson 12 points 1 year ago

Damn. I felt this one…

[–] OberonSwanson 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Think I deleted comment. 👍

[–] OberonSwanson 3 points 1 year ago

Now you know you chose the right username lol

[–] OberonSwanson 6 points 1 year ago

He might be interested in checking it out. It would be the nicest gown ever worn in a wrestling match outside a theatre.

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