If he was born in 1887 and moved in 1909 he was not 19

At that point he'd have been better off tbh

White girl version

Really as long as they are labeled correctly and not like dairy treat vs ice cream it's probably fine

Also swift saw a company had a worse accident rate and was like hold my beer I'm gonna buy em!

That's not a us xpress truck tho. That's not how they do their truck numbers

They feel a paycheck coming their way most likely

I have been found drunk in the middle of the night peeling away at an onion by hand and dipping it into a fast food bbq..

A drive to the store would have the wires showing. These tires weren't designed for this

Yea idk. Snap is easy. I don't even really know where to post on here

I clicked to see the punchline and was surprised that it's a real story