Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.
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He is the very model of a Russian Major General
His remains feed sunflowers; his demise was literal
He knows the Tzars of Russia and the war crimes historical
From civilian deaths to school bombs, his denials rhetorical
"Hi, I'm actor Mark Hammill. You might remember me from such unfinished games as Untitled Star Wars Game 3 and Untitled Star Wars Game 7."
Oy! Y'got a loicense for that poi?
There once was a man named Buck
Whose colleagues in the House did suck
He called out their lies
But they were still his guys
This country his votes continued to fuck
Company of Orcs 2: Ukraine Boogaloo
I tied a ROFLcopter to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to make a shitpost cost a cheeseburger, and in those days, cheeseburgers came with pictures of cats on 'em. "I can has cheezburger," you'd say.
Musk buys Comet Pizza and relocates all his child sex slaves there. "Once we get the cages installed, the Libs will be fully owned."
"Tell the red dot to come out or everybody gets it!"
"Tell President Zuckerberg my only regret is that I have but one life to give to block his ads."
The crash is very much a part of the cycle. The rich siphon every single dollar they can during boom times, then increase their market share by buying out smaller, struggling competitors during crashes. And they use taxpayer money to fund their acquisitions.
The class war is over. We lost a long time ago.
We must seize the means of not giving a fuck.