N0body

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[–] N0body 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And why is it always a slam when wrestling has so many other moves? "White House Suplexes Musk" "Trump Power Bombs DeSantis From The Top Rope" At least be creative with it.

[–] N0body 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why I start off every date by throwing a chair across the room and screaming at a random stranger.

[–] N0body 16 points 1 year ago (14 children)

The problem isn't exactly apathy. The problem is that the system has failed everyone but the rich and powerful, and there are zero signs that it will improve. A lot of people don't see a difference between Trump and Biden, because their lives are hopeless either way. The American Empire is collapsing, and the politicians are doing nothing to stop it.

[–] N0body 25 points 1 year ago

"Oopsie. Our bad. The base was probably in some other hospital. We're going to bomb them all just to make sure."

[–] N0body 10 points 1 year ago

The GOP needs to watch that episode of Battlestar Galactica where Adama had them set up a boxing ring so the crew could all air out their grievances with each other. Gaetz and McCarthy can be the main event.

[–] N0body 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you can't handle me at my rude and unreasonable chicken, you don't deserve my strange juice.

[–] N0body 79 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Such a move would lead to an increase in “civility,” Haley believes. “When they know their pastor, their family members can see it, it's going to help our kids and it's going to help our country," she said.

That's what everyone said about posting next to your real name on Facebook. How did that turn out?

[–] N0body 12 points 1 year ago

Thou art a grammar Prussian, good sir.

[–] N0body 1 points 1 year ago

Next DST, move the clocks up half an hour and make the change permanent. Extra half hour of sleep, extra half hour of sunshine, and no more changing clocks.

[–] N0body 0 points 1 year ago

I remember a rumor bouncing around in 2016 that Facebook's treatment of the Trump/Hillary election was a dry run for Zuck to run for president in the future.

Source: my own vague recollection, which is admittedly poor

[–] N0body 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

No one expects ~~The Spanish Inquisition~~ Space Force Commandos dropping from low orbit.

[–] N0body 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Terrible parenting. If you're going to go to the trouble of yeeting your baby at least do it properly with a baby trebuchet.

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