[-] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

Christopher Nolan hasn't made a truly good movie since The Prestige. Everything since then has been too long, too convoluted, and/or too loud (or in the case of Oppenheimer, not loud enough).

[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

It's like getting a meme for nothing and the comments for free.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

He had the fish removed from Picard's ready room and he killed that fish in his office on Mars. He must really hate fish.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

When the drive-thru is that backed up it's often faster to just park in the lot and order inside.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Clearly you're not a choosy mom.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Honestly I wouldn't miss mosquitoes (at least the ones that bite humans).

[-] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago

"Call waiter" is also grade school "Pick me, I know the answer!"

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Dear [redacted]

Please stop boasting that you are powertool (?) powerful (?) powlfeel (?) powestu! (?) poweltu (?)

Merry/Happy Christmas and a happy new year

From [redacted]

[-] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

If this was a game of Risk this would be the time to be piling up all your pieces in Alaska.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Netflix's product isn't really all that good anymore either.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

HR Jeff is the guy that insists that at least one of the office pizzas has some shit ingredient on it that most (if not all) of the rest of the office hates. But when the pizzas finally show up, he doesn't eat that claiming that he didn't see it or he forgot about it. Then when you go back for seconds, the only thing left is the pizza with some vile topping on it.

Fuck Jeff.

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MrZigZag

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