I’ve always liked Ilya Repin. “Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks” is my favorite work of his.
Yes, it is as bad as you think. Some of the worst acting and dialogue I've ever seen. Kinda fun though.
In a sleepy mountain town, Cindy witnesses the murder of her parents by a blood-thirsty green figure in a red Santa suit. Twenty years later, the Christmas-hating monster begins to terrorize the town once more. Cindy finds new purpose in stopping the creature and saving the holiday.
Amen. I learned way too late the importance of ear protection as concerts.
He’ll leave you on the cutting room floor!
A one-time (and now one-handed) master film editor toiling in the cinematic sweatshops of 1970s Italy becomes the prime suspect in a series of brutal murders.
A new super train is built when a meteorite crashes near by, releasing a tiny creature. Once it kills and consumes everyone on board the train, it begins to grow and multiply into hordes of different creatures.
In a futuristic society, rebels fighting against a fascist state are aided by a group of roller-skating nuns called the Bod Sisters.
Jason Avery is an ex-cop now working as a museum security guard. Armed thieves break in intent on stealing a priceless obelisk that’s stored within this vault-like stone structure. The scientist behind the theft talks of the obelisk giving him the power to control harpies, demonic winged female monsters of classic mythology. Through a series of contrived events, the obelisk opens a time portal that Jason promptly falls into, crash landing over a thousand years in the past in a land threatened by evil harpies.
Mad scientists turn people into frozen zombies and the zombies wreak havoc and kill people.
I won't pretend it isn't terrible, but I like it!
Winterbeast began production in 1985. Producer Mark Frizzell thought it would take a weekend to finish. By 1989, he pulled the plug.
Originally, the filmmakers imagined the Winterbeast to be a stop-motion creature. This became a guy in a costume, of which some footage was shot. When the film fell apart, Frizzell did a little stop motion bits between gigs at his day job to fill in the missing monster footage. The film as we know it was released in 1992.
So the monster you see on the cover is not actually in the movie, instead you'll see some foolish claymation creatures.
It Must Be Seen To Be Believed…
Set during the fall (NOT winter), a small New England town is brutally ravaged by possessed totem poles.
THERE ARE SHARK PEOPLE ON THE MOON
Decades ago, the USSR developed unkillable sharks and launched them to the moon. Today, a team of American astronauts will endure the fight of their lives.
The mutant babies have been placed by court order on a deserted island. Appalled by the cycnicism and exploitation of the children by the legal system and the media, the man responsible for them leads an expedition to the island to free them.
IT'LL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT!
Nick and Ruben are hoodwinked into a “shootfighter” (no-holds-barred, to the death) martial arts match by the evil Mr. Lee, who has a grudge against world shootfighter champ(and teacher of Nick and Ruben) Shingo.
I’d say its more like they are walking all over their customers.
This movie is absolutely a knockoff of The Warriors (1979) but I actually think I like it more. The main character, Trash is the best androgynous action hero since Ellen Ripley. The violence is great and the themed street gangs are over-the-top.
The first to die were the lucky ones!
In post-apocalyptic New York City a policeman infiltrates the Bronx which has become a battleground for several murderous street gangs.
A young couple finds a secret message from the past, detailing the oppressive nature of the universe, and they set out to destroy the system - but first will have to encounter terrorists, aliens, cults and more in this wall to wall bloody surreal horror.
If you are in the US its on Tubi. I posted the link in the body above.
“There is a flap.” Hahaha
Wa da tah, my friends. Wa da tah.
It's clearly where the entire budget went. Takei's performance is really special.
Who the hell isn’t playing the first two Yakuza games but starts at 3? They’ve both been remastered and are some of the best in the series.