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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

George Michael - Shoot the dog?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Lol, he was a push-over, though.

He would go 'hey pretty momma' and then take a tumble because the pretty momma knew martial arts.

He could deal with a 'no', too and move along.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

You're a pikey, Harry!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago (1 children)

According to Douglas Adams, the hardest thing about flying is trying to miss the ground.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I apologize. I don't even remember writing anything. I must've been drunk like an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Here comes Stone Cold with the steel chair. Baw gawd!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I did the Khyber Pass in three parsecs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One does not simply mor into walkdor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I love Chewyorkie.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

It's not easy being green, Jerry.

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