Klear

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

Demand... another shrubbery!

Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.

Nah, I prefer pirated movies.

Sanders In Name Only?

A Rebel Without the Ability to Read Non-Verbal Cues

Yeah. Apparently I've been using swings at recess wrong this whole time.

Sex on the internet

Edit: Holy shit it worked!

Aw shit, here we go again...

This, but also oblivious at the same time.

Yuri

That's the Batman villain. Different guy.

Although now that I mention it, I don't think I ever saw the two of them in the same room...