Jomega

Don't bring my favorite song into this.

I think you mean "free range cats". The term " stray" refers to homeless cats/dogs.

Ever see a dog or cat run across the room super fast for no reason? Zoomies.

It's a leopard pattern leotard, but the N64 couldn't do it justice. Curiously, they must have realized it looked off-putting, because Wind Waker portrays them as borderline alien and redesigns them to match.

I like the implication that no one was brave enough to notice until now.

Not everyone who dies becomes a ghost. Ghosts are people who can't pass on due to having unfinished business.

This is another one that makes no sense if you assume Hobbes is just a stuffed animal.

What the fuck did Mexico do?

I have no idea what you just said.

Wins argument

"Quit being a sore loser"