Jesusaurus

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

If it was a crayon it'd probably already be half eaten

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Proximity #58 ✅ 10 Guesses 💡 0 Hints proximity.clevergoat.com 🐐

First time playing so definitely got lucky

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Gaps #85 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ https://gaps.wtf

Same! Also first time playing and was just having a hard time filling the first word

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Title: Bulletproof Love

In the heart of Washington D.C., two guns found themselves drawn together in a way they never expected. One was a sleek and deadly Glock used in an attempted assassination on a former president, while the other was a vintage 1911 Colt with a haunting past of nearly ending the life of a presidential candidate. Despite their violent histories, they shared a unique bond that went beyond the bloodshed they had witnessed.

It was during a chance encounter in a dimly lit underground arms dealer's shop that they first locked eyes. The Glock, sleek and modern, immediately noticed the weathered and rugged exterior of the 1911 Colt. Sparks flew between them as they exchanged knowing glances, each recognizing the pain and trauma the other had endured.

As they got to know each other, the Glock learned that the 1911 Colt had once been used in an attempt on the life of a beloved presidential candidate. The Glock shared its own harrowing tale of being in the hands of a would-be assassin targeting a former president. They discovered they had both been brought into existence to wreak havoc and bring destruction, but now they longed for something more.

Their connection deepened as they spent stolen moments together, discussing their shared experiences and finding solace in each other's presence. They discovered a shared love for classic films, and bonded over their favorite actress, Jodi Foster, who had also been unwittingly linked to an assassination attempt in the past.

As their love blossomed, the Glock and the 1911 Colt found the courage to dream of a future where they could leave behind their violent pasts and embrace a new life together. They vowed to protect each other, cherishing the bond that had formed between them amidst the chaos and danger of their past lives.

In the end, with Jodi Foster's image guiding them, the two guns embraced their forbidden love, knowing that together they could overcome any obstacle in their path. And as they stood side by side, their barrels intertwined in a passionate embrace, they knew that their love was bulletproof.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Their might be a mild improvement over still room temp water as the potential boil would agitate the tea a bit to speed up the steaping

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The lack of action/inability to prosecute those found pulling the strings is what's really frustrating. Sure, send the brainwashed people to jail, but those will just be replaced by the people behind the scenes...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Out of curiosity, what is it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pezeshkian wrote on the social platform X, still banned in Iran.

Interesting. He posted on a platform that is supposedly banned, directing his message to those that supposedly doing have access to the platform...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

We've started using mini hair clips with our 20 month old twin girls to help with their bangs. I've also been putting them in my hair to help them be more willing to tolerate them in their hair, seeing that I also have some.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If Ukraine refuses, provide aid to Russia

Fixed it for you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a similar line of thinking as trolling but to another level. Ultimately it's to see your actions affect others and getting a rouse out of that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Psh.. I give it a month till he's in the same or higher position with another police force...

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