I think it has to do with the shenanigans around Xitter and Reddit, making Tumblr relatively better

I don't think "they made me buy it so I'm breaking it" is really a 4D move. It's more like a 4th grade move.

Okay but the "nett hier" joke only get better the more it is repeated, I enjoy every time it shows up

We can solve [crime against humanity] by [commiting crime against humanity]

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about

This one is from Chronicles of Narnia

St. Lawrence was executed by placing him on a gridiron with coals beneath it. At some point during his execution, he declared to the Romans "I am done on this side, turn me over". After this he became the patron saint of both cooks and comedians, which I think is hilarious

Also w/o searching online, a succubus takes a man's seed, transforms into an incubus and then uses the seed for the demon spawn

I don't think it is normal to excrete excess protein through urine, as this is a sign of kidney failure

I actually saw an increase as well, but lately its become friendlier again. I think it might have to do with the recent waves of defederation, but which instance did it, I don't know

Since they suggested Poland as an alternative, it is probably something like "the gays"

I hope this will be a satisfying answer for you, because your statements are not really making sense to me. I would not call myself artistically inclined, although I do think life would be a lot more boring without music.

If you believe that a guy reading a book is good enough for magic, why isn't reading sheet music? To me, it seems very plausible that in a world where magic sources as "waving your hands in a particular manner" or "asking your patron/god/sugar daddy very nicely" exist, magic produced by hitting the right notes is also possible.

Additionally, I would say that even in our world, music holds power (as seen by all research into its interaction with dementia, depression, concentration etc.). Speeches, war dances can envigorate people to fight battles. Also, no books without stories, no stories without storytellers (which are, coincidentally, called bards)