Imgonnatrythis

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[–] Imgonnatrythis 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dropped a potato on the tile floor in my pantry and it ended up looking more aggressive than this. I'd say they like it rough. Pull it's hair a little bit and talk offensively about it's mother.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 3 points 1 month ago

Sure, but now those people can drink beers while the dogs do this.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 11 points 1 month ago

Nah, that's bullshit. You're no fucking saint. The problem with billionaires is you cant possibly live a normal life once you get there. That kind of power corrupts your thoughts, actions, and importantly the way every single person you ever interact with behaves.

If you become a billionaire I'm coming for you.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Imgonnatrythis 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'll never understand where the term "blowing hot air up my ass" as if it was a pleasurable thing came from. I find it to be foul, but turning my bidet blower down to the coolest breeze is refreshing AF.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 13 points 1 month ago

Like for brooms and shit?

[–] Imgonnatrythis 4 points 1 month ago

Nice how his tie strategically covers up his couch boner.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 81 points 1 month ago (12 children)

If you haven't experienced enshitification with a company, you just haven't quite waited long enough.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 4 points 1 month ago

All for it. I rarely find a show beyond sitcom type comedies that isn't dissapointing by season 4. 3 seasons of a good show keeps me simultaneously wanting more but also secretly glad that that's how I'm left feeling. Feel the same way with a really good course at a restaurant.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I prefer bottoms to tops but not like this.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In English? Do you have an accent? Dragon is one of the better ones and it seems with many accents it does remarkably well. Google seems to have one of the worst I've come across.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Does feel like that, I agree, but if you spoke to someone who randomly completely misunderstood 8 out of every 100 words you said and had next to zero dead reckoning ability to figure out what that missing word was, I think you'd feel pretty frustrated.

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