Imgonnatrythis

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[–] Imgonnatrythis 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Ha! Writer was probably hungry and just thought of food when apple came to mind and then remembered he needed to cook something. The brain is a crazy thing.

Tim Apple is really proving to be a follower and not a leader. Pretty lame move Mr. Apple.

Can you imagine being that rich and still having to suck dick?

[–] Imgonnatrythis 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Guess which one of those is actually a toaster.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Friend.. Are you still trying to make sense of any of this? You poor poor soul. I want to give you a hug.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 10 points 3 weeks ago

This guy sounds like a poor. Go shoplift a little more buddy, maybe that will make you feel better.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 9 points 3 weeks ago

Well yeah, duh. I wasn't suggesting you just walk into a brooks brothers or something like a fucking pleb.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This sucks because it means he absolutely definitely will not do this.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well at least these execs are becoming more charitable! And you thought they were just greedy.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 28 points 3 weeks ago

You /fuckcars guys really have gone off the deep end.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 9 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta give the kid credit for being this committed to the nonverbal thing. Even most mimes would probably crack in such a situation.

-Quail Valley Principal

[–] Imgonnatrythis 82 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

You do this to me once, shame on you. You do this to me twice, I'm on to you douchebag and I won't bring it up but I'll avoid situations where I pay for you or I'll just tell you it cost £2 more than it does.

I always throw an extra buck onto whatever I owe someone - try this instead. It will make them smile and its a sign of appreciation for covering my cost even if only momentarily. I've found that when I'm paying for multiple people and then trying to collect up, it's not uncommon to get screwed over a bit or not have a fee or a tip or something covered. Be the guy that goes out of the way to show some appreciation. I've probably lost $100 over the past 5 years doing this, but I have enough issues to feel douchy about. I don't need something else.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok, this whole thing feels a bit Sam-I-am ish. True to my moniker, I would indeed try this multigenerational mcribness albeit with trepidation, but only from an experienced descendant of the mcribness lineage. I'm not about to stir this beast up in my kitchen this weekend.

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